I was tired of doing the same old routines of checking my e- mails and social network accounts,  so one day I decided to turn  the TV on and watch cartoon shows  instead. Though I hate the new episodes of Pokemon because their Pokemons look like they have grown from a fungal infection, I watched it anyway. Then there's a  part of the show wherein you're gonna  guess  the Pokemon. So this is what happened...

 

I should have brought my Zip gun and shot Koffing to death. Lol

Or another example...

My Mathematics teacher asked for a readmission since I have been late for the past days. Neither did I scream nor throw a dirty finger at her...even though I wanted to. LOL. I politely asked why she's asking for a readmission when I was only late for 3 friggin' times. And then she blurted out her OWN rules which was not stated in our Students Handbook. Then I said it's not in the rule but she insisted. She just zoomed beyond my bullshit meter, but I could not scream or throw a dirty finger at her (though I love to). If only I brought my Zip gun...


So grab a gun, a flamethrower or a grenade launcher and always bring it with you. You'll never know when you'll sit beside a slimeball or when you'll see dancing cops in the street, and you don't find them cute.